Before and…Um, After?

I mentioned about a month ago that I had recently ordered some “powerful” undereye cream.  It was expensive and I usually don’t do expensive, but the haggard look was starting to get old.  I faithfully applied it twice per day and had hoped to post some really dramatic results, but let’s be real: I have two kids under two and a half.  Thus, here is my before:

and here is my after:

(Did things get worse?!! Don’t answer that.)

I will continue putting it on every morning and night, because it smells good and something on me should smell good.  But I might retire my hopes that a .5 mL bottle can overpower 46 pounds of 24/7 crazy…