Here are some photos that probably shouldn’t make the blog…but in the interest of promoting fine art, they will anyway. MWAHAHAHAHA. Crack open that cab sauv. It’s about to get sophisticated up in here.
I call this one, “Who Woke Who Again?”
This one is titled, “Hey Girl Hey.”
This photo series is called, “This Town Ain’t Big Enough for the Two of Us. Also, Zoe Dressed Herself.”
This piece is called, “Silence is Suspicious. Very, Very Suspicious.”
The following gem is from our recent professional family photo shoot. During our session, Zoe went rogue and refused to smile unless David threw her into the air or unless the camera was pointed at Riley (in which case she would throw herself onto the floor in the background of the shot and roll like a log towards Riley screaming “cheese!” So helpful.)
I call this, “Photojournalism at Its Finest, Birth Announcements at Their Worst.”
Lest you think I’m unfairly picking on Zoe, this photo is titled “WHO Did They Send Me Home from the Hospital With?”
“Call Me Maybe” was the hottest song of the summer. In 2012. Hence, I call this photo, “Out of Date.”
And I’ll pick on myself a bit too. Our next photo is called, “Why Mom Won’t Ever Be a Craft Blogger” (alternate title: “Is that Minnie Mouse or V for Vendetta?”)
“Oh well,” Zoe says. “I’ve already been exposed to V for Vendetta. I’m cool with this.”
Things got a bit messy.
The resulting photo is titled, “If You’ve Ever Wondered What Goth Zoe Would Look Like, Here’s Your Answer.”
The second-to-last photo in our exhibit today is titled, “Don’t You Dare Pay Attention to that Baby.”
And our concluding photo, “Nobody Puts Toddler in a Corner. No One Who Wants to Live, That Is.”